WARNING: Don't You Dare Attempt this at Home (North County - In Studio or Mobile Massage Avilable)

"Muscle Memory Makeover" Oh, your muscles forgot how to behave? Don’t worry—they’ve just been hanging out too long pretending to be statues. Lucky for you, I’m here to remind them they’re supposed to move like Gumby, not grip like you’ve got a stick up your… well, you know. I’m Joanna, your massage therapist and unofficial muscle therapist. Together, we’re going to retrain those rebellious fibers, even if they whine a bit along the way. (Yes, muscles have feelings, and sometimes they’re dramatic.) Choose Your Adventure: In-Studio: $120/hr, $175 for 1.5 hrs, $230 for 2 hrs. Outcall: $195 for 1.5 hrs, $250 for 2 hrs (because sometimes healing is best done in your living room). ✨ My Carlsbad studio is like a safe haven for your body… until we get to that one knot that’s been causing drama since 2020. 📞 Hit me up at (442) 427-0777 or follow me on IG @PacificPearlWellness. Book online 24/7 www.PacificPearlWellness.org Pro tip: If it hurts a little, that’s just your body learning how to act right. You’ll thank me when you’re bending like a yoga pro and not walking like a robot. 😘